Om intimaccesoarer i sensuella livsstilsbutiker, golden penis och en gråskugga från Snuskiga Akademin.

Idag har jag också antagit utmaningen #Blogg100 – Andra sommaren som startar idag. Detta innebär att jag skall försöka att blogga en gång om dagen 100 dagar framåt. Det skall bli spännande och se hur det går.

Jag älskar ord och i dagens nummer av Metro fanns en annons för en ”lite finare sexleksaksbutik” och jag blev otroligt fascinerad av deras vokabulär. Glöm forntidens porrbutiker nu är det sensuella livstilsbutiker som gäller. De har dessutom en bländande utbud av intimaccesoarer och underbara njutningsobjekt. Inte en löskuk så lång ögat det når.

Snuskiga Akademin – jag älskar denna inrättning! Kolla in Snuskiga Akademins fantastiska ordlista. Ett av de suveräna nya orden är;

DIVA magazine, en engelskspråkig tidning för lesbiska har publicerat THE GREAT BIG LESBIAN DICTIONARY.  De lanserar ett minilexikon under rubriken ”decode lesbian lingo with DIVA’s handy lesbian lexicon” och jag kan inte låta bli att dela med mig av några av de mer sexuellt inriktade orden.

Beersexual

A girl who will only engage in lesbian activities when under the influence. Often seen in television shows and often happens between close girl-friends.

Bicurious

A straight girl who wants to indulge her lesbian fantasies. (Occasionally, a lesbian who wants to indulge her hetero fantasies.)

Clam Slammed

An annoying experience to have – the lesbian example of cock blocking.

Golden Penis

Neanderthals who believe that they can cure a girl of her lesbianism with their golden penis.

Gold Star

A lesbian who has never had sexual relations with a man – rare, but it happens. (Controversial: implies a lesbian heirarchy of purity that is not borne out it actual life.)

Hasbian

A long-term lesbian who returns to Dicksville after being in Lesbo-Land for some time (often derogatory).

Lone Star

Someone who has only slept with one person in their life.

Malesbian

Harmless but slightly creepy straight guy who thinks he is a lesbian. Often misunderstood.

Packing

When a lesbian wears a strap-on under their clothes to give the impression that there is ”something else” there. Socks can also be used.

Pillow Princess

A lesbian who only likes to receive during sex, she never reciprocates.

Saturday Night Lesbian

A girl who is only gay at the weekends.

Saysbian

A fake lesbian. Someone who says they’re a lesbian, but only seems to have sex with men.

Scissoring

What men think lesbians do in bed, what lesbians know we don’t do in bed.

Stone Butch

A lesbian who doesn’t like to be touched in a sexual way, always preferring to give than receive. Often found with a ”pillow princess”.

Stud

A dominant lesbian, usually butch. (Also: black lesbian slang for butch.)

Top

Someone that is dominant in bed.

Trysexual

A girl who will try anything once.

Vagitarian

A code word for lesbian.
Vanilla

Non-kinky, non-risqué sex. Plain and simple intercourse.